March 23

National eating chicken day

matt: why are you eating chicken
William: because it is march 23
matt: oh okay im going to eat my chicken too

by a person of many persons October 23, 2019

March 29

The day Billie Eilishs incredibly revolutionary album When We All Fall Asleep Where Do We Go was released.

Joe: What day is it?
Andi: March 29th.
Joe: You know what that means?
Andi: Yep! It was the day Billie Eilishs incredibly revolutionary album When We All Fall Asleep Where Do We Go was released.

by purrrrsephone March 29, 2020

March 18

The people born in this day are the best people especially boys they start off with small penis but towards time grows and down to earth

He was born in March 18th he must have a big cock

by Yeudidjdhdj November 26, 2019

march 26

if you are born in march 26, you probably abuse your bestfriend and you are a bitch but also kinda pretty

that girl is born on march 26. no wonder she’s a bitch

by merkleyyyy March 29, 2021

March 13th

The day when the best type of introverts are born

Gabriel: Michael was born on March 13th
Christian: Oh that makes sense why he’s such an introvert

by Rubbadubimdatub October 16, 2019

March 26

Rub your girlfriend's pussy...

Boy one: Dude its march 26!

Boy two: You know what that means.

Boy one: I'm going to get some tonight!

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! March 26, 2020

March 2nd

1. Dr.Suess' birthday
2. Texas Independence Day
3. The day gay people are born

Person 1: That dude was born on March 2nd
Person 2: Must be gay

by AresDaFab March 16, 2020