Matt

Wants to be a reptile. He loves to hold and touch his snake. Doesn't like to wear a lot of clothing. Gets pleasure out of listening to his mammal friends get it on. Also loud.

I'm Matt. I like my snake

by Diva sista November 14, 2010

Matt

Simply used as a replacement word for anything, especially curse words.

What the Matt is going on here?!

I need to finish my Matt before I go out tonight.

by superdelicious. March 20, 2009

Matt

Matt is the name of a Sex God! Everyone wants to get in his pants!

Girl: OOOHHH YES MATT GIVE IT TO ME! YOU’RE TOO GOOD!!!!
Matt: I can’t help it, it’s what I do!!!

by BarryScottBangandthedirtisgone April 24, 2018

Matt Croft

The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.

Matt Croft is GOD at everything musical/music related.

by dabestest2020 December 28, 2011

matt vandenberg

A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.

Hey Jack gee the scorer is angry. Someone must have done a Matt Vandenberg to him.

by masterboom November 16, 2016

Mahta

Mahta is another word for Fam

wow mahta

by Mahta101 July 20, 2019

Matt Smith Syndrome

A condition commonly displayed in Doctor Who fans after watching Matt Smith with a baby in 'Closing Time'; suffers acknowledge Matt Smith as potentially one of the most attractive men in existence- and they are not wrong.

1- Did you see that scene in 'Closing Time?'
2- Yeah, Matt Smith with a baby is just perfection.
1- Ah, you must have Matt Smith Syndrome.

by simpformattsmith October 29, 2020