Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 10, 2021

Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

by Papa Bravo Romeo December 10, 2019

MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

by Porknbns June 27, 2019

Muff Cupped

Female version of sack tapping.

Did you see that? He just muff cupped that girl.

by NicoleMorgan June 03, 2016

eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina

Erin has a eggy muff

by Pussyegg January 13, 2018

Butt Muff

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

by HawkMech81 January 04, 2021

Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff August 28, 2015