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Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
by Skinana January 9, 2021
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Muff Bomb

A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.
Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.
by Knight School July 27, 2016
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Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.
Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.
Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.
by Bebebox January 1, 2012
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Muff

by Jaybirddaddy November 3, 2020
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muff cabbage

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!
by erye777 October 19, 2010
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muff sweats

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats
by Vincel February 17, 2019
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