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Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned
me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
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Minecraft

I hate Minecraft
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.
Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
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minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.
Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!
by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018
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my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft
by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025
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Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.
boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!
by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021
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r/Minecraft

def:
Reddit community about the game "Minecraft". exists since 2009.

UD def:
a subreddit about Minecraft. very similar to 4chan - it's not that bad at first, then you dig deeper and see the terrible reality of this subreddit.

power tripping moderators, low effort posts getting 10k+ upvotes, high effort posts getting only mere 100 upvotes, posts/comments getting removed/locked for no reason, all the bad stuff exists here. EXPECT A DISAPPOINTING EXPLORATION.

"You have milked your girlfriend for enough karma." - never forget the 2022 power tripping moderator incident.
example 1:
A: *posts a nice house that took few weeks to build*
= THE NEXT DAY =
A: why the fuck a googleable question post has 14k upvotes and mine has only 200?

example 2:
B: *posts a decent build, slightly controversial but still good*
r/Minecraft mods: sorry dude but we find your post to be unsuitable, we need to remove your post and we are going to ban you for 2147483647 years for a made-up reason.
B: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

example 3:
C: hey, I wanna find some communities that are interested in the game Minecraft. you know some?
D: I heard the subreddit r/Minecraft has many members and exists for a long time.
C: nope, I ain't falling for another community with power tripping mods that delete comments or posts for little to no reasons. I also know about the 2022 incident that happened there. and also, rule 33* of the internet.

*FYI, the original rule 33 stands for "Lurk more, it's never enough."
by SomerandomDDfreak March 17, 2025
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