Lunch with Levy

Pouring salad dressing in a lady's asshole and licking it out

"My chick wanted to do something kinky, so I grabbed a bottle of Wishbone blue cheese dressing and told her to bend over so we could have Lunch with Levy"

by Soul Patch Step Dad February 6, 2024

Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023

poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

by maxreboband December 2, 2023

Boy Lunch

When someone, usually a boy, overcomplicate the method to make a simple dish. Often done with unnecessary tools.

Why does he need a flamethrower?
He needs it to cook his Boy Lunch grilled cheese sandwich.

by InfinityRainbow December 5, 2023

Superior Lunch

When you have sex over your lunch break

Kelsie: Hey Landon! Did you have a superior lunch?
Landon: No, my wife wasn't home.

by Aaron Kristopherson December 13, 2023

Lunch

What Tom DuBois will be calling a peanut butter, jelly and asshole sandwich during his visit to prison.

"Now I like to put the jelly inside my ass then, put some of this peanut butter on top of it, I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich but Tom here will be calling it lunch!"

by Aldoweinus January 5, 2023