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Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.
“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”
by anonymous March 14, 2025
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Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 1, 2024
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Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
by Word clout May 24, 2021
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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
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Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.
by George Coonie July 15, 2024
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Log Jostling

v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.
Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.

What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
by Mitchell Webblook October 21, 2011
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Caca log

A really large stool. A big piece of poop that floats in the toilet similar to how a log in a river would float..too big to flush, the size of the shit becomes a toilet clogger.
Ew.. he's such a caca log, he needs to chill.
by MainRain October 13, 2018
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