lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022

Lady Trifle

The mess left on your face after you’ve gone down on your lady during her period.

“Sarah loves it when I start licking hoofage but I forgot she was on an now I’m covered in lady trifle!”

by Splunky September 24, 2022

Dragon Lady

A woman who is a bitch. She's naggy, complains, yells and screams during arguments and when she can't get her way. She's narcissistic, controlling and acts out over the smallest things. She's the bridezilla .. The friend that gossips, and is always blowing steam

"She woke up and immediately started yelling because there was two dishes in the sink... Fuckin DRAGON LADY"

by *GunFingers* February 11, 2022

salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.

John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!

by Lane Ass February 11, 2022

Lady Utters

Big, Juicy, Perky Breastticles.

*Lil Nas X walks by with his anime breastticles*

DaBaby, "Nice lady utters."

by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021

Lady Knackers

Women's tits.

Fuck! Look at the lady knackers on her!

by MV19 September 18, 2021

Lunch Lady

When you creampie a girl doggystyle, then she squeezes it out and it plops onto the soles of her feet underneath her, like when the lunch lady slaps a scoop of food on your tray, therefore making her the Lunch Lady

Eddy: “Hey, did you hear Jake made Amber a lunch lady the other night?”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”

by Bryscuit July 17, 2021