Long John Silvers

A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?

Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.

by wittelman February 15, 2011

Long Beach Mafia

An organized crime family that is believed to have emerged from Italian and Mexican organized crime in Long Beach California. The current Don or "God Father" is said to be identified by the family name Duran, but little is known about them due to their elusive behavior.

The Long Beach Mafia is not a gang, it's an organized crime family that is notorious for running underground crime operations primarily throughout California, but have been spotted in other states and countries.

by UrbanCultureHistory December 02, 2010

LONG John Silver's

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.

Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's

by Florencia November 25, 2003

Wannabe long hair

A person who had long hair then got it cut to about where the head meets the neck, usually under influence of parents. It also looks like a bowl, so rounded you could drink soup from it.

Dude, why did you get a haircut? now you have wannabe long hair.

by TreetarD April 15, 2007

Wisconsin Long Ass

A distinct type of ass mainly found on women from Wisconsin.

There was tons of that great Wisconsin Long Ass at Summerfest this year. Life in Wisconsin is all about Packers, Miller Lite, and Long Ass. Who invited all the Wisconsin Long Ass to the party?

by Sir J August 07, 2007

Long Dong Silver

This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.

James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!

by SuaveG July 26, 2006

long story short

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2008