by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

by Romme October 27, 2021

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.
by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.
This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.
This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.
by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024
