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mariano's law

A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not
Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.

Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?

Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.
by MCLX June 12, 2018
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Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.
Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!
by Kaane March 9, 2014
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Huxley’s Law

Huxley’s Law is a name given to a rule posited by the British author and futurist Aldous Huxley in the introduction to his dystopian novel, “Brave New World”:

“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”

It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
The government’s focus on promoting sexual issues while taking away our ability to speak and trade is just another example of Huxley’s Law in action.
by GangrenousKhan January 22, 2022
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Law-and-ordering

When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.
I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.

We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.
by Hufflepriest January 31, 2019
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Jude Law

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.
Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"
by fags-in-the-shower March 1, 2006
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Sharia Law

The new drag name of Vernon L. Reed, of San Francisco, who got his shit stolen and felt like chopping off the hands of the thief, despite the former's propensity for peacefulness and love.
Vernon ducked into the phone booth at the sight of the liquor store robbery and came out in his burka and his alter-ego, Sharia Law.
by KremeDementia January 8, 2012
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Shelby's Law

Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.

It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010
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