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Knee-slapper

When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them
I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper
by Unifart April 2, 2021
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Knee-cruise

The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.
Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.
by Nunya Bidnis November 6, 2010
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Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.
Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!
by Badass Btich Grammy December 27, 2022
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knee cap spasm

A knee cap spasm is when your knee cap spasms
by spasmyyute69 September 17, 2021
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Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.
*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees
by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024
mugGet the Rice Crispy Kneesmug.

knee capper

A guy with a penis that hangs to his knee
That dude right there has a knee capper (see the grey sweatpants)
by Jay bone Capone July 8, 2024
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