joseph sanders

a man that met jesus in old times, also a term for oral sex

1: my girl came over and pulled joseph sanders
2: nice

by Dr carrier October 2, 2017

Joseph

the best boyfriend in the entire universe <8

Anyone: Who's the best in every category?
Me: it's my man Joseph ofc

by even bigger peenoose :p April 27, 2021

Joseph-ing

When you permit to anti-social behaviour for the majority of your childhood.

He was Joseph-ing alot on football manager through his childhood

by alekscz1 November 27, 2019

Joseph sanders

He is a thief, a father of 4+, a fagot that likes to take dick in his ass willingly. Don't leave your weed laying around or he will "dip" the fuck out with it and won't come back until he goes to sell it.

Don't be a Joseph Sanders and get every girl in T COUNTY knocked up

by Joseph Sanders hater 69 February 19, 2018

Joseph

Someone who is a well routed and trusted, friend but he is too much of an arrogant and a poor guy and if he is a leader of some sort he is no doubt to be a autocratic leader and he is better to live on a minimum wage and will be stuck with his aunt Shrek.

Look who it is it’s a Joseph

by Pipe on the night August 3, 2020

Joseph Pavalon

The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.

400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."

by Diddy Kong Racer April 30, 2010

Joseph

Joseph is the hottest most sexy guy in the world and deserves to go out with any girl.

Joseph asked you out, your so lucky say yes

by Jsdjej3nxndheu November 22, 2018