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matti-jean

A girl who seems very sweet and kind, but her are deceiving she is actually naughty and dosnt listen and gets upset if she dosnt get her way. Matti-jean usally born in june are cute but evil once she gets to know you.
Matti-jean you are annoying when u cry for no reason.
by Billybobcow May 31, 2020
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Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...
by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021
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jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants
Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo
by Ur667 May 23, 2016
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New jean srupda

New jean srupda 뉴진스럽다

: A recent slang used in Korea nowadays
: Meaning something is selfish and petty.
A: I'll use youtube for the team project.

B: Nope. You can't. Only I'm going to use it!

A: Ho that's New jean srupda
by 한국인 현자 June 23, 2024
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Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
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Don't talk to jean!

This is a famous saying popularized in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder".

Experienced players will usually shout this out in the online chat to signify that they have reached the end area of "Catacombes de Paris" which is a map from guts and blackpowder. About the map, there is an NPC known as Jean-Louise-le_petit-oui-oui-duboire (He's French). If you talk to the NPC it will trigger the end wave and it will spawn a bunch of zombies. They need to let the sappers of the team build barricades before talking to him so they will be prepared once the horde comes. (The horde is only activated if you talk to him so if you stay out of his vicinity you could in theory never let the horde ever spawn).
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "We reached the end of the Catacombs! Oh who that guy, I'm gonna ask him for help!"
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Wait no! Don't talk to jean!
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "What? Why?
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Talking to him will trigger the horde, if we let the sappers build before talking to him we will have barricades already set up."
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "Oh, ok i understand..."
French soldier 3 (idk): *Talks to Jean either way*

Server: A votekill has been placed on French soldier 3.
by Gutted mania May 2, 2024
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jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.
Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?
by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023
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