Flipper-Quality Work

(Adjective) - Refers to any type of shoddy, low-quality, quick & cheap "cover-up" work done by someone who "flips" houses for a living.

Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.

Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"

Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.

Very closed related to nigger rigged
"Check out this flipper-quality work!" Steve said to his friends as he showed them the half-ass plastered-over cardboard and crumpled up newspaper patch in the drywall from where the bedroom door handle had punched through before.
by JLB2629 January 04, 2010
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All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie
All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie
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I'm off work

The thing SherryDavis says every day in the #irl channel when he's off work. He will send this message every single day he has work without fail. If there is ever NOT an "I'm off work" message, assume SherryDavis is dead, or worse, still at work.
SherryDavis: I'm off work
Reactions: :win:
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cummin up the works

When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something
Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.
by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014
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working from home

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.
Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'
by PatrickAntonis May 25, 2006
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Charity Work

Last night I was very busy doing charity work, I collected money 17 times!
by Spunky Monkey 69 April 11, 2012
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Work-it Girl

Work-it Girl is an inside joke me and my friends have.
If someones says "Work-it girl!" in a sassy feminine voice, all the people around start doing 10 squats.

Each time they do a squat, they count.
Guy A: Work-it Girl!
Guy B: *starts doing squats* "1,2,3,4..."
by crack of the car seat August 31, 2020
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