A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!
Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
by Rahmich May 25, 2014
When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 18, 2021
A lovely woman with a bad attitude named Priscilla Bissett Created this saying while smoking a blunt. You're welcome :)
by Smokesumthin May 06, 2022
Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled
Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt
Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt
Whelp, paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled.
Used in any way as to confused.
Used in any way as to confused.
by Smokesumthin May 06, 2022
a term used by magician's to hide something in plain sight so it blends in or to make something invisible socially
by im the ded man May 28, 2023
" I wouldn't do that, it's wet paint, you might crash and burn. "
by RsvpRavi June 11, 2021
When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020