old hat

Vulva or vagina, esp. of a lady the senior side of 35. Popular term in the Victorian era.

Be careful dismounting that boneshaker, Delilah, lest the world and his dog see your old hat.

by Jonny Firepants February 27, 2014

Dad Hat

A hat that is curved and is usually a baseball cap.

"You see that dad hat, that looks ugly"

by Otis Jay August 10, 2016

onion hat

A half ounce

Yo, you still got that onion hat?

by skatebored December 18, 2008

Ass Hat

The @ symbol that the admins wear on Paltalk.

chatter1: I keep getting bounced out the room
Chatter2: Well come in the room with your Ass Hat on, then you cant get bounced.

by vivrant_ting January 3, 2013

The Hard Hat

Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.

After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.

by Teh Dr. Evil September 14, 2008

pink hat

A female of any age who knows her own mind and physiology who when gathered together for a cause can and do affect state and federal policy. Usually focused intelligent and doesn't define herself according to the status quo.

The pink hats conferred with their counterparts on a compassionate and reasonable healthcare system for all people within the US. Only pink hats are focused enough to unravel and rebuild a health care system which works for all the people.

by catoftherock January 17, 2017

Pink Hat

When you fuck a girl that is on her period while wearing a condom and then place the condom on her head when you're finished.

"Dude, I hooked up with a chick from the wedding last night. Gave her the pink hat!"

by Stiffman311 June 18, 2016