Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.

"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"

by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

Sonephew-in-law

Sonephew-in-law: where your nephew married your daughter aka his first cousin.

Auntie: I guess I can call you my Sonephew-in-law.

by Sakurakage June 26, 2023

Carmack's Law

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack

Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.

by beanercamina July 4, 2021

Jude Law

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.

Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"

by fags-in-the-shower March 1, 2006

Sharia Law

The new drag name of Vernon L. Reed, of San Francisco, who got his shit stolen and felt like chopping off the hands of the thief, despite the former's propensity for peacefulness and love.

Vernon ducked into the phone booth at the sight of the liquor store robbery and came out in his burka and his alter-ego, Sharia Law.

by KremeDementia January 8, 2012

Trevor's Law

(n)- When men and women eat out together, Trevor's Law is the phenomenon in which at least one of the men will inevitably help at least one of the women finish what she ordered. Therefore, according to Trevor's Law, men eating out with women (non-date setting) should assume they will eat slightly more than they ordered, and have vested interest in having the women order food they like.

Girl 1: Hey, what should I get? What's good hear?
Guy 1: The ribeye steak is pretty good, I'd recommend it.
Guy 2: You're just thinking about Trevor's Law.
Girl 2: Hey, you don't think we can finish?! We're both getting the ribeyes, and you won't need to help us a bit!
(40 minutes later)
Girl 1: I'm so full... Does anyone want the rest?
Guy 1: Sure, let me help you out...
Guy 2: I'm telling you, Trevor's Law just never fails.

by Trevor Jason Montgomery March 23, 2010