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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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Armoring the hooker

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.
by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020
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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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bimbo floosy hooker whore

idk my mom says this all the time god help me (she made me post this). also can be said as a BFHW
"God, could that girl have on any less clothing? What a bimbo floosy hooker whore."
by dante's beloved gf<3 October 21, 2022
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got me hooked

Got me so interested that I want to know more
You got me hooked last time. Now tell me everything about it.
by jafar79 November 22, 2022
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Homie Hoppin Hooker

Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.

Never forget in your life sherbet!
You seen that girl in the rain bruv! She a homie hoppin hooker!
by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023
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