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Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025
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cliff hanger

When you are having sex with a woman and you get her to orgasm and pull out in the middle of it and run away.
I was giving Christy the best orgasm of her life in a park when a car drove up and I had to give that bitch a cliff hanger…
by Jigglet August 27, 2025
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Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025
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Do-Hanger

"Put your Do-Hanger away, we've got company damnit"
by Hi2day420 September 11, 2025
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bummer hunger

The desire to eat greasy and/or unhealthy food after a disappointment. Can also include staying in bed for long periods while eating in healthy food.
Frank didnt get that promotion he wanted and has had bummer hunger for two weeks. Every day he eats a pint of ice cream!
by Chaddiecheese October 4, 2025
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Friction Hogger

When one is so fat, (usually due to moderating discord servers and being a roblox veteran) they hog all friction in a space of a max capacity of 5.
Person 1: why is there low friction in dis bih? who is the friction hogger here??
by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 11, 2026
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dual scrotum hanger

A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.
"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"
by Stimy June 13, 2008
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