A type of simp known to go after both the female and male species. Also sometimes referred to as the bisexual simp
Luka: I'm not a simp, I'm a hero!
Rez: Oh, so you're a bisexual simp? Understandable.
Luka: Feelsbadman
Rez: Oh, so you're a bisexual simp? Understandable.
Luka: Feelsbadman
by Niotulozer April 17, 2020
Get the Hero mug.The hero finder thinks he/she knows what's in everyone's best interest, and found just the guy/girl for the public to start worshipping. Yesterday it was the kid who tackled the gunman, today it's an athlete, tomorrow its somebody's teacher, the next day it's another person most people are not impressed by.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020
Get the Hero finder mug."Bro I kinda wanna treat my girl, but she's on her period bro" "If you wanna treat her bro just be her Crimson Hero" "But that's like, fucken nasty bro"
by Sosig April 26, 2020
Get the Crimson Hero mug.A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.
by El Wappo. May 22, 2020
Get the comment hero mug.A platitude used to describe an essential worker whose value to society is high, but whose monetary compensation society has decided should be as low as possible.
Alan, you're a true hero for restocking shelves here at Walmart during COVID-19. Thank you. And thank you Sam Walton for this very reasonably priced toilet paper!
by ablert May 27, 2020
Get the Hero mug.by Yaboy273849 June 9, 2020
Get the Hero mug.Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.
Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”
by CrèmeDream June 22, 2020
Get the gram hero mug.