Emperor's Hand

A person who performs "special tasks" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.
"Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?"
"Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the Emperor's Hands on a lonely night."
by Nom Anor June 18, 2008
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No Hands Dance

When you are trying to dance with a girl at a club and she tries to get away you hang on for dear life.
After she gives up trying to get away you can then engage in the no hands dance.
You do so by grinding with the girl but waving your hands in the air.
Guy 1: "Hey it looks like Mike's girl finally gave up"

Guy 2: "Yep. Hes doing the No Hands Dance"

Guy 1: *Laughs*
by fan187 January 28, 2011
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porn hands

A woman with small hands. Women with small hands are ideal in pornographic images and videos because their daintiness make the man's penis appear larger.
Did you see that girl in Titty Titty Gang Bang? Her porn hands really complimented all 12 cocks around her.
by pedobeaver February 19, 2011
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hands-free

The act of going on a night out without a handbag, and your gear rammed in pockets to enable easy dancing*

*hands-free works better if there is a bloke with deep pockets nearby.
by Ms. Wheels October 31, 2006
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Hand Grenade

A nickname for the Australian VB (Victoria Bitter) beer stubby. These bottles are shaped like hand grenades, hence the name.
Ill take a six pack of hand grenades thanks cunt
by Ozzie IBBO June 21, 2010
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Left handed

The best type of handed people

Fuck right handed people
1: yo it feels good to be left handed

Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!
by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 04, 2018
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hand job

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.
I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.
by Samantha Fox January 07, 2008
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