FREAKING VIKING HAIR

A term used to define something as ridiculously awesome. Must always be capitalized

Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR

by Alex Tetreault December 9, 2008

bad haircut

When people use the word 'Donald Trump' to describe your haircut.

Oh, your hair isn't bad at all. Now, Donald Trump's hair is a bad haircut.

by yellowlion November 2, 2006

Swooshy Hair

The most amazing type of hair for a guy. It is known for its sideways "swoosh". Looks best in blonde, but other colors have been spotted.

Girl: Why do you like dave? He is a slob.
Other Girl: two words. Swooshy Hair.
Both: Orgasmic Sigh

by eyoreandpenguinequalbff August 4, 2009

Mexican Haircut

A haircut involving the removal of all head hair, followed by a sneaky removal of the eyebrows.

"Fuck man, I went to that barber in little Tijuana and the bitch gave me a mexican haircut!"

by mexicanaman April 23, 2010

douchebag hair

Hair that is overly styled or processed. This includes:
- Spiked up, gelled hair, hardened into what looks like porcupine quills
- Greasy shellacked locks (bonus points if this ends curl)
- A man with longish hair wearing a woman's hairband
- Ridiculous chunky blond highlights
- Emo fringe
- Faux hawks
Etc.

Pauly D on Jersey Shore's hair = quintessential douchebag hair

by RhondaK March 21, 2011

Combing my hair

Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.

Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."

by Kevin19505 July 13, 2006

hairodynamics

(noun) The airflow in a car when driving with the windows rolled down. Can be good or bad.

My perfect hairodynamics setup is the driver's side backseat all the way down, with the driver and passenger windows cracked just a little bit.

by shanut March 7, 2009