Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.
Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.
by Kentuckywoman082 December 22, 2021
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Burrito Hippies

A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.
“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”

“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”
by Hairbear44 May 06, 2018
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hippy

a person who enjoys the poems of Allen Ginsberg, demonstrating against military intervention and fixing guitars instead of throwing them away.
There is a hippy meeting to fix old guitars and sing.
by Rob george town September 23, 2017
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HIPPIES

Also known as Highly Intelligent People who Participate in Every Strip club.

These are the elite members of the society and they are very much woke. Spending a day with them is risky, they might be really shy at first but as soon as you get to know them you might want to rethink your decisions. This group has five (5) members and they're very diverse in all categories but besides that... they really do be vibing.

They also sing a lot...
ex:
Person 1: So what's gud dawg?
Person 2: I met the HIPPIES.
Person 1: Ah well shit, c'mon I'll get you some ice cream.

Person 1: Can the HIPPIES stop singing???
Person 2: They must be high again...
by fresh_prince_of_pp May 20, 2020
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I hippy it

I hippy the the day

Ex 's can hippy it
by Foggy girl November 28, 2021
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Hippies

Members of a wide-spread Western marketing demographic c.1967
This band has that hip and happening sound that will sell well with the hippies on the Haight.
by skimitar August 12, 2015
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Hippies

possibly the grimiest people on this earth, they usually tend to have pimples
by GrossHippies.Net September 17, 2017
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