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Golden Sipper

A person who sipp's on there beer all night without finishing.
The GOLDEN SIPPER is the person whom holds the title for doing this most frequently.

GOLDEN SIPPERS will often try and challenge others within the pack for a chance to rid the title, however strong research indicates that GOLDEN SIPPERS are unable to maintain there first and second sipp pace through the duration of the first beer.

Quite often a beer will reach the GOLDEN SIPPERS body temperature before they have finished the beverage as they have been holding it for such a long time. It if for this reason GOLDEN SIPPERS are often good at warming babys milk.
I gave Adam his first beer for the night and he just held it and sipped at it, before sneakily putting down the bottle half empty. He is such a GOLDEN SIPPER.

GUY 1: Adam tried to challenge me the other night to a drink off, thinking he could pass off the title as the GOLDEN SIPPER
GUY 2: Man that guy will be the GOLDEN SIPPER forever, he cannot drink. Pretty sure iv seen footage of him trying to keep up but he can't. One a sipper always a sipper.
by GUY1 April 12, 2013
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Golden Ambush

The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.
Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.

Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.
by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012
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Golden Gate Steamer

Used to surprise ones girlfriend for a Birthday, the Golden Gate Steamer, always performed on a Yacht, involves the act of motor boating an unsuspecting female as the boat goes under the Golden Gate Bridge. If done correctly, steam will collect on the inside of her blouse/tube-top.
Man Eric gave the best Golden Gate Steamer since Obama became President!
by overheardmarinasf September 6, 2013
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golden niagra falls

When you cup your hands and let a girl pee. Catching it in your mouth lapping it up like a thirsty Labrador at the end of your wrists!
That girl I was drinking with all night had to pee. I though to myself, let's do a golden niagra falls because I am thirsty and a little bit dirty!
by Spawnmanuli October 7, 2013
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Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.
Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"
by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013
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golden hoard

Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.
I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.
by Bigshifter October 26, 2013
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golden flow

by whitegold420 December 5, 2013
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