golden crisp

A delicious cereal that after you eat it, your piss smells like it.

I ate golden crisp today. My piss now smells bad.

by Termpopulator July 25, 2016

Golden Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries (a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl).

Easier versions of this are the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple and the Scandinavian Triple.

A Scandinavian Triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities (in any order) on three successive nights, while a lifetime Scandinavian triple is accomplished if you manage to do the feat over your lifetime.

This version of the Scandinavian Triple has not been achieved in recorded history.

This is it, this is my best shot at nailing a Golden Scandinavian Triple.

Keep it cool bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you don't wanna blow it.

by Atooooool May 21, 2016

golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 12, 2016

Golden Choo Choo

That act of peeing on your partner will making train noises and yelling that you are "Thomas the tank Engine"

Golden Choo Choo me!

by Yallowlover September 30, 2016

golden gonzo

a sexual act where a male pees with his balls over the partner's eyes and the dick hanging down the nose

Yeah, I gave that slut a golden gonzo.

by laniokean November 3, 2016

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017

golden tulip

When a man urinates inside a woman and then denies responsibility.

He totally Golden Tulipped me and wouldn't even admit it

by Doug Galaxy December 18, 2016