by Polythene October 4, 2019
Get the Glass mug.A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.
The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!
by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019
Get the Glass Condom mug.P1: Man, u drippin with that ice. But is it real?
P1:Gets diamond tester.
(Tests the ice)
(Negative results)
P2: Man, this shit is glass
P1:Gets diamond tester.
(Tests the ice)
(Negative results)
P2: Man, this shit is glass
by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020
Get the Glass mug.Boom glass is a sound device which costs megabucks according to Hudson Investigations of Newport Beach, CA. Boom glass is a sound device applied by a person outdoors using a wand to a window of a house, apartment, or building. The sound from within the building is captured and recorded by the person outdoors. In order to counter boom glass recording, place a radio near the window of the room you are in at the time.
by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020
Get the Boom glass mug.“Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”
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Girl: can you take me home
Guy: face not glass
Girl:why
Guy: everyone will see
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Girl: can you take me home
Guy: face not glass
Girl:why
Guy: everyone will see
by Urban out break January 25, 2020
Get the face not glass mug.In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
Get the Glass slippers mug.When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.
by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020
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