February 2

February 2 is the day a gangsta was born. If you born on February 2 you fine as heck and know to do voodoo.

why she so gangsta, oh she born on February 2nd
why she so fine, oh because she belong to me

by GoatB November 22, 2021

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

February 9

Bitch, just a badbitch badass.

"-Oh! you r born on February 9 ?
-Yes.
-Bitch, bitch."

by KIMYATSU November 23, 2021

February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit happy birthday bro, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!

by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021

February 12th

Send your boyfriend nudes and take him out for a good time! ;)

Don’t you know about February 12th? That’s when your girlfriend gives you a field day!

by SomeDudeInTexas December 24, 2021

February 33

National Murders Day

Me: oh no! It's February 33

by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021

February 14

Give your valentine a card asking for a kiss

Person 1: "Oh its February 14th, you know what that means?"
Person 2: " Fine I'll ask her for a kiss"

by Hazaxxxxxx January 2, 2022