chinkle fairy

a chinkle fairy is a small man that eather has a very large penis or a very small penis and a soft voice .

that person is a chinkle fairy.

by 💦squidward💦 November 29, 2017

Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.

Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 25, 2009

Fairy Dust

When you sprinkle the leftover vaginal crust left on the male genitalia after sex on your partner.

Matt tried to Fairy Dust Rachel but she ran away.

by anonymous November 26, 2020

fruit fairy

A gay man that tries to convert straight men into homosexuality so they can sleep with them

Dennis: john wood tried to take me to his room guys, he’s a fucking fruit fairy

by Augonurban February 15, 2023

Snot Fairy

Someone who is in a foul or grumpy mood. Often shown taking out their anger on others.

She's being such a snot fairy, all because she stubbed her toe.

by boswald xvii January 18, 2019

Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink

I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!

by KandTJ November 20, 2009