As a young boy in Sacramento, Dylan learned that he had the power to control dead babies. This skill helped get him through high school and he is now a successful yoga instructor. He has four boys and two boys.
by pattyflaps October 18, 2008
Get the Dylan Sullivanmug. The dumbest, most annoying motherfucker is the entire world. If you see a Dylan Bragdon, shoot him on sight and or keep walking.
by sevVvered April 28, 2014
Get the dylan bragdonmug. Guy with an incredibly tiny microscopic penis; roughly the size of an ant. Get's no females, and has no hustle or grind. Is a lazy fat fuck, that smells like Cheetos and onions.
by Phxntm June 27, 2017
Get the Dylan Ludwigmug. Whenever you shit on your mates braces and wipe it on his mouth and face and give him a slap to the face and say “what’s happening kid”
by Bigblackballs554 June 18, 2022
Get the Dirty dylanmug. by loldylanswilli February 2, 2018
Get the dylan combstockmug. The boy that is round but is still somewhat rectangular, but some say thicc. He likes sleep and food and enjoys a nice flap of meat. No one knows for sure how he got so damn thicc, but many people think it was from aliens.
by Oddyboyy May 18, 2018
Get the Dylan Bassettmug. 