proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016

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knowledge dump

The act of writing everything you know on a test or exam - usually followed by a feeling of heavy relief or fatigue.

Patrick: Just had a huge knowledge dump - my brain hurts.
Caroline: You should take a nap!

by LOL404 June 14, 2011

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Dump Nuggets

Chicken nuggets, preferably from Wendy’s, that you leave by the toilet to eat while taking a shit.

“Tanner! Put those nuggets in the bathroom. Them’s daddy’s Dump Nuggets!”

by Dustomatic75 May 23, 2020

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Mail-in dump

A mail-in dump is a large “finding” of mail in ballots for a political candidate when losing an election. Typically used by the Democratic Party, the mail in dump rose to prominence during the 2020 elections.

Warnock is done by 117,000 votes but don’t worry there’s a large mail-in dump coming at 2am that will secure his win.

by Ron twiss January 6, 2021

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