dry fucked

when you’re having sex so wasted/high you can’t get hard/wet

dude: after we hit this blunt can we fuck?
girl: yeah but not too much i don’t want to get dry fucked again.

by 2inchdestroyer October 31, 2018

dry moose

A white guy that recently just jerked off

Last night I had a dream that I was humped by a dry moose

by Eddieis420 January 26, 2017

dry roasting

Dick in the pussy, in the ass and one in the mouth.

Jamie and his friends gave his sister a dry roasting

by Spongebob 69 May 5, 2018

dry waffle

It is when you penetrate a girl and it is not wet.

Steve: Bro! I just penetrated and she was like a dry waffle.

Tim: Ew gross. Dump that bitch.

by RealNiggaHoursGlock September 19, 2016

Dry Bowser

A dehydrated blowjob.

We were stuck in the desert for over a week ,dehydrated, and I was horny as hell. She frosted her lips with sand like salt on a margarita and then proceeded to give me a dry bowser.

by BarryMcCockner May 12, 2017

dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

by zoie2836613 August 30, 2019

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016