Doing Laundry

v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

by Garlic Hummus April 1, 2009

doiner

A complete and total jackass who loves to talk about himself, interupts others to talk about himself and speaks very loud about themself desperately trying to seem cool when all they are doing is making a complete "doiner" of themself.

"Can u beleive that new guy Matt? what a total DOINER"!!!

by corncobb January 2, 2008

what are you doing step bro?

The use or photosynthesis in the male human body to measure the amounts of testosterone in the air then times by x and then you get the declaration of independence and use flex tape and he will give you the answer of x₩¥●♡• 20÷*)*

donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?"

by Step Dog November 17, 2020

doinky

Describing or pertaining to someone or something that is so screwed up that it boggles the mind as to how it can stand its own existence.

Damn traffic! Get out of my way! Where'd you learn how to drive!?! I'm never going to make it on time because this traffic is doinky!

by Nicknac March 11, 2003

Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

How We Doin

Phrase Often Used By A Well Known Individual From Warrensburg New York.

Hey Whats Up Charlie?
How We Doin?

by Jace Varny January 21, 2008

what u doin

Idiot expression used by those with low intellectual capacity. An alternative to asking "What are you doing". Not to be confused with WHATTAYADOIN or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Via AIM...

Teabag934: What u doin?
Dough 1583: Entering stage 4 of robotic development mode.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 7, 2005