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Green Douche

A random player, i.e. a non-party member, in a game of Call of Duty.

By definition, a green douche is a medically handicapped homosexual who has severe brain damage caused by the utmost caliber of mental retardation. He cannot go 3 seconds without stuffing a cock in his mouth.

It should be noted that green douches experience a severe reaction of a rush of blood towards their genitalia upon acquiring an M203 Grenade Launcher, Energy Sword, or Sniper Rifle.

Several severe AI bug is affecting all green douches:

Upon being killed by an enemy, they are known to keep attempting a frontal assault at the enemy's last known location until the game is over or the enemy runs out of ammo. While this is most likely due to the brain damage, their AI claims this is due to "hacks" and insists the killer is also homosexual.

Another AI bug occurs when a friendly calls in a Care Package. This crashes the green douche's combat function and moves them from their position, A, to drop-location B, linearly. Green douches will walk through front lines, minefields, sentry guns, or even into bottomless pits in line segment AB to steal the friendly package.

A global AI bug occurs universally in games among green douches of any game when there is any item labeled a "sniper rifle.” Green douches will equip, team-kill, or rage quit a game until they get a sniper rifle. It is not uncommon for a herd of the entire team except you to thus be camping.
That green douche has a boner of revenge, he keeps running into the sentry gun to kill the guy that knifed him. That guy now must have all his killstreaks.

The green douche just jumped off the map to steal my care package which was shot down off the map. That was the third time he jumped to his death now.

Why is the game lagging? Oh, there's a green douche on our team from Uzbekistan who has 1 red bar. He's 0 for 100 and trying to snipe with a silenced auto shotgun.

Hang on, I just received a message. It was from someone in the last game on our team. I can't understand him though, it sounded like he was gurgling sperm and I think he was trying to ask me out but I'm not interested in homosexual relationships like he is.
by Sniper McSnipadin December 7, 2012
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Arctic Douche

Taking a squirty water-bottle outside on a cold day and cleaning your partners minge for her.
That Arctic Douche was going great until I queefed the water all over his face.
by Facecake July 25, 2009
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Douche Bag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers
"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."
by shawnrocks September 9, 2009
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Douche Bag

by Badace19 August 24, 2009
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Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.
Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.
by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010
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nose douche

A neti pot. Used to flush the sinuses. Popular in Asia for colds, and allergies.
My God, my face feels like it's going to explode. Go get me my nose douche to clear out these boogers!
by Zoftig_One October 21, 2010
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Douche Slag

Porte-manteau term used as a derogative aimed at females. Comprised of "Douche Bag" and "Slag", hence combining the attributes associated with both words, into one.
A young woman or girl with questionable moral values and a natural attraction towards complete Douche Bags, coupled with a total absence of intellect and self-censorship, compounded with an overall lack of class.
Marty : Bro, you know Ben's ex, Jenny?
Sam : You mean the slut who gave B.Jss to the entire Lacrosse team?
Marty: Yup, that's the one!
Sam: What about her?
Marty: Well, I saw her last night at Angel's and she was lap dancing all over this greasy metrosexual poofter!!!
Sam: Dude! She's a total Douche Slag!
by McKinnay July 28, 2010
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