Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

Douche-waggle by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

douche pastry 

an annoying person; a d-bag

Tan Nat is a douche pastry

douche pastry by Wainarius July 8, 2009

douche-to-go-bag 

Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.

Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag

douche-to-go-bag by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009

Douche Dolphin 

A Manly douche who hangs out at the beach, and is a lifeguard.

'Todd is such a douche dolphin! He did my girlfriend!"

Douche Dolphin by ElusiveKangaroo March 13, 2010

Douche Bag 

1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.

2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.

I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.

I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?

He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.

Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.

That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.

Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.

Douche Bag by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010

douche-knuckle

douche-knuckle: origin - early 2000's fournese; definition - one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously

mind-tingling, pasta-fucking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!

douche-knuckle by hightechdave April 14, 2010

douche park 

Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)

Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)

1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.

See also:

gigantic douche park (or "GDP")

1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.

Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"

Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."

douche park by the virgin marcus July 13, 2010