throw up a deuce

to have to take a shit

DAMN!!! rick it stinks do you gotta throw up a deuce?!?!?!?1

by Agustus August 24, 2006

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 4, 2003

ace deuce

Gambling terminology. Refers to a no-win situation.

I'm stuck with an 8AM Friday class. It's a total ace deuce.

You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.

The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.

by Kate P February 17, 2006

deuce

sharing a cigarette with someone

"can i bum a butt"
"no sorry this is my last one, but ill deuce it with you"

by Heyimjay321 September 10, 2004

deuces

fingering a girl with two fingers

I gave her double deuces

by doubsssss April 26, 2011

Deuce Bigalow

When you have to drop a deuce--bigtime...

Listen here chump sucka! I gotta Deuce Bigalow... Ya jive?

by doos September 24, 2004

Steamy Deuce

1) The act of having 20+ outs in poker and the irrelevant duece pops like it's nobody's bidness.
2)A gargantuian Shit, often ending on the walls of a friends house

1)"I had 21 outs to the nuts and of course full tilt puts up the steamy deuce on the river"
2)Al ate 4 habenero peppers and exploded a steamy deuce all over the toilet and bathroom wall.

by kp one and only February 25, 2010