When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
by PeterPoot69 June 27, 2017
Look! There's Dildo Baggins.
by Rinocicornicus May 17, 2021
by AKACHANCHIBI September 28, 2019
A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches
by REGGIESHITS September 01, 2022
by Big Boi Luke May 01, 2018
Wack my dildo daddy
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 16, 2017
the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 07, 2023