December 22nd

This is the day where you have to do the stanky leg before anyone mentions Christmas, if somebody mentions Christmas during or before the stanky leg you must bang your head agains a wall until your mum says “AHHHHHH”

“Why is your head so red”. “It’s bcuz it’s December 22nd” “ahh sucks man”

by Hahah Ahahahah ........ AH November 2, 2019

December 1st

The day you get to finally nut because NNN is finally over 🤪

Ted: Did you guys know no nut November is over

Frank: Yeah man I nutted 4 times this morning

Ted:really
Frank:what did you expect it's December 1st

by Rachel Wasolki November 4, 2019

December 2nd

This the day to skip school.

Guy 1: Hey you going to school tomorrow?
Guy 2: Obviously not it's December 2nd
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Its skip day

by gurnoorsingh1 November 6, 2019

December 13

December 13 is the day were the most nice, sweet-and sometimes depressed- people in the world were born.

Yay! Sweetness and depression combined for the person born on December 13 :D!

by Your_morrito<3 November 9, 2019

December 13

Day we can break up with anyone and y’all can get back together the next day,

It’s December 13th we’re breaking up

by Random_____random December 13, 2019

December 12 national lose a spoon day

Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime

You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it

by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019

December 19th

National Bhad B¡tch day.
If you were born on this day, you’re a bhaddie.

“when were you born?”
“december 19th”
“ohh that explains it.”

by beepbeepboop December 15, 2019