Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.
Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...
by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 21, 2010
Get the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N mug.When you have such violent vigorous sex that your partner is injured.
Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.
Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.
Jordan: I saw Delores walking around with a limp today.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.
by polbo January 19, 2011
Get the David Mamet mug.Related Words
davyd
• davydov
• Davydave
• davydooooooooooos
• Double Davydov
• Davids
• David Bowie
• davide
• Daved
• david beckham
a david is a rare creature, they have jew fros, chase others with fireworks, have infectious laughs, say dude and man too much, make u smile when ur tryin to be grumpy, find the funniest youtube videos, say things that melt ur heart, love their family, chase cats, and make me miss him more and more everyday.
oh DAvid!
by Issagirl July 7, 2012
Get the DAvid mug.by Jackuls March 20, 2013
Get the David mug.He is always cool and awesome he has only 1 ex gf cuz he loyal and everyone likes him he tends to have a bestie that's a female
by Not-so-popular-kid May 5, 2015
Get the David mug.Light brown eyes cute smile hot looking guy. all girls attracted to him. Chill funny guy knows how to have fun times with girls.
Girl- hey who's that cute guy over there?
Her friend- that's david he's so cute omg
Girl- im gonna ask for his number
Her friend- no I'm gonna ask for it too
Her friend- that's david he's so cute omg
Girl- im gonna ask for his number
Her friend- no I'm gonna ask for it too
by Alyssa Thomas April 22, 2017
Get the David mug.by Jimbone1122 July 24, 2011
Get the You got daved mug.