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Dance Floor Spooning

Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.
"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."

"wait till she ends up pregnant"
by suckitupanddeal October 20, 2011
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foug dance

An almost tribal form of dance and done under hazed conditions, near hallucination. Robotic movements and thumbs up are key steps in this form of drunken or bong induced expression.
Noid: Stop, you're sketching me out.
C: dance dance revolution
by foug January 11, 2005
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Page Dance

A phrase or word you add into the first post on a page in a web forum.

This is done using the EDIT function which means it must be done within 10 minutes of posting. After 10minutes the forum won't let you edit anymore.
If you miss this window because you used the Quick Reply function and didn't notice that you got the top post, you are said to have been QRIMPED.
Quick
Reply
Induced
Missed
Page
Dance.

This eventuallity falls firmly in the 'Shit Happens' category.

An 'Edit-less PageDance' is frowned upon as this is proof that you have 'post-counted' the previous page.
Post-counting is not kewl.

PageDances vary.
GILD does PANTSULA, a traditional dance in South Africa, with variations to fit the topic that's being discussed. John Childs offers a liquid poem to the glory of the hops and Kristine types the song she's listening to at the time in pink, her favourite colour.

The known record for continuous PageDances is thought to be seven but it is unclear.
The term originated in the Unicyclist Forums in the thread Most Replies.
Hey check out that awesome page dance GILD just did.
"PAGEDANCEPANTS"
by Carson Cole October 5, 2007
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vacumm dance

Getting road head in a lowered car while going down a bumpy road. The poor ride quality of the car will cause the blow job giver to suck harder while you both bounce in the seats.
I borrowed my friend's lowered car to take this girl to the bar, on the ride home she gave me a vacumm dance on the freeway.
by Frostycb7 May 2, 2009
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Hello Dance

The Hello Dance begins when someone calls your phone and either you or the caller says "hello?" awkwardly. Since there's not much to say after an awkward hello, you/the person on the other end of the phone repeat "hello?" as though it's hard to tell whether someone is speaking or not.
*RANDOM NUMBER*
DIALING......

*PERSON PICKS UP*
You: Um hello?
Person: Yeah hello?
(Awkward pause, marking the start of the Hello Dance)
You: ....HEllo?
Person: Uhhh hello?
You: Yooo hello?
Person: Err hello?
(Awkward pause)
You: Yeaaaah uh this is -
*Person hangs up*
by qilo July 9, 2011
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Reindeer Dance

When the male partner stands over the female and lets his gooch sweat drip into her mouth and she spits it back into his
Babe can we do the Reindeer Dance tonight
by goochsweat69 July 12, 2016
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Dum Dum Dance

An advanced technique used by the most experienced of gentleman's club dancers. The procedure requires the dancer to pull a Dum Dum lolly pop from her attire, place it in her mouth, dance around for a bit, then by inserting it into her Koochie, dances around some more, then pulls it out and lodges it into her backdoor. The true talent is revealed when she makes the dum dum "dance" as she flexes her buttocks. After the Dum Dum Dance it is usually complementary to receive the lolly pop from the Dancer.
Damn, I just had the best Lapdance of my life! I told that Bitch to make that Dum Dum Dance!
by jadend September 23, 2008
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