Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Blacker than your average cracker

Being White but more African American than your average White person.

Could refer to DNA test results or how you act culturally.

Yooo, I got 13 percent black on my DNA test my nigga, I'm blacker than your average cracker!!!!

by september11th2000-fun December 23, 2020

Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008

uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut

by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003

cracker

Type of unleavened bread that is commonly salted and eaten with soup.

Person 1: Yo cracka whatchu eatin?
Person 2: I'm eatin some soup with crackers.

by B n N January 22, 2006

cracker communist

A white communist who think's because he's far left he can't be racist or homophobic, thus alienating social minorities within communist organizations.

When Huey P. Newton attended a conference of the Progressive Labour Party, all he saw were a bunch of dogmatic cracker communists.

by Buzberry April 27, 2019