blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.

"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."

by 8res August 19, 2018

free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut

bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom

by lolcarson March 5, 2019

No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!

by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019