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Clapped

When you have sex with someone and then test positive for gonorrhoea (the clap)
I got clapped last week by a rando I met online and now I can't have sex for 2 weeks
by borris18 October 19, 2025
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Clapping roti

to be inserting your dick into a man’s anus
damn did you Kyle?
No
He was clapping roti like a baddyboy

FIYAH FI DAT
by Lolathepotty October 30, 2025
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Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.
Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."
by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009
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Knee Clapper

A rash looking STD you get when rubbing a mans penis inside the bend of someones knee.
1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip

2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper
by 2 girls half a brain September 26, 2013
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thigh clappers

People with huge thighs that slap together when they walk.
Damn, Kim Kardashian is a total thigh clappers
by Iknowwutsup99 June 25, 2014
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Chit clapping

Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.
So Aspen and I were chit clapping today when her man texted and wanted her to come home.
by Thefancypickle March 7, 2016
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Californian clapper

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.
Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.
by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016
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