chocolate chip mayonnaise

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.

Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.

by Hari Fernandez Gonzales December 10, 2007

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

jamaican chocolate chip

term used by common niggaz to insult another brethren (person of nigger descent)

Black 1: "Shut yo jamaican chocolate chip mouf!"

Black 2: "Naw cuh!!!!!!!"

by davante February 1, 2007

Colorado sun chip

when you preform the act of ejaculating on your partners back. then sitting out in the sun till the substance dries and crisps. then have the partner eat "sun chips".

i busted a nut on my girls back by the pool and made her stay there till the jizz was crispy. afterwards she enjoyed my dna filled Colorado sun chips.

by half sack January 11, 2013

fatty fat chips

A chip that gives your wiener the ability to fly towards various taco bells .

when a female approaches you, your fatty fat chips take place in this situation perfectly.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

Fish and Chips Yeah?

A New Zealand slang word for asking a group of friends to face time.

Wanna talk fish and chips yeah?

by Kiwiprovesamericanswrong January 11, 2019

sniff my chip

you only use this word if you wanna humiliate your enemies and completely destroy them >:)

bradley: "kevin you're such a loser"
kevin: "awww, well sniff my chip >:p"

by lebeetch September 9, 2020