Jessie Raymond Castleberry

Jessie Raymond Castleberry is a thicc boi. He doesn't like his first name because it sounds like a girl's name, so he goes my Raymond. He LOVES Star Wars. If he is thinking about Star Wars, nothing else can distract him. His wife is super unlucky because she doesn't know that he acctually is a closet gay. He's almost as far in the closet as Dean Winchester. Everyone hates him because he is a very mean person, but everyone acctually secretly loves him. He doesn't care if you make fun of him, but if someone does something wrong, then he will become very mad and yell at that person. When a person is finally free from him, he always comes back. His thicness is too much for the world, so he stays inside all day. He tries to be cool, so he always wears his visors backwards. He hates it when people don't tuck-in their shirts.

Jessie Raymond Castleberry is more thicc than your mom.

by my6000lblife July 14, 2018

Blacksmith from Castle Crashers

He's Purple

"Hey, you wanna play Castle Crashers?"

"Yeah, I call Blacksmith"

"Who, the purple guy?"

"Yeah him, the Blacksmith from Castle Crashers"

"...Why'd you say it like that?"

by wajmztgi December 20, 2020

Mr. Castro

Mr. Castro is the English teacher any student would love to have. With his daily dad jokes, sense of humor, and greeting each class as he goes GOOD MORNING HUMANOIDS! each time he enters the classroom. If you ever see a Mr. Castro not wearing jeans, make sure to pay attention since a practical prank on your class could probably be underway. Stepping aside from writing long presentations in your notebook to do a Fun Friday would be the highlight of your day.

You definitely are definitely a Mr. Castro student!

by AwesomeTeach November 23, 2021

extra sneaky castro

Where a man dresses like Castro then procedes to have sex with a woman in various ways while smoking a cuban and singing the cuban national song. This must take place on cubas birthday which is the 28th of June.

I was giving an extra sneaky castro in cuba's birthday

by djbasa83 June 24, 2006

castro valley

A city in the Bay Area where you can find the most racists white folks. KKK central. Please believe that.

If you're a minority, Castro Valley is one place in the Bay Area to avoid.

by Momma Joe April 23, 2007

castaic

-smallish town about 20 minutes away from "the valley"
-LA county
-mostly whites and mexicans
-go to west ranch high school and valencia
-lots of teens
-10 minutes away from Santa Clarita
-by Town Center Magic Mountain

A:Castaic is so much better than santa clarita, huh?
B:Basicly yeah, but i dont know they seem more spoiled and stuff
A:Yeah true I think we're like the ghetto behind Newhall
B: But not really we're pretty spoiled
A: Oh yeah huh

by abcdefg1234567! January 2, 2008

Casted

To have a bad or a uneventful day. This is when no one calls or celebrates your birthday.

"Don't ask me about my casted weekend!" "Max did not call..."

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009