A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.
Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017
Get the Meme Crushmug. when you think you're over someone you like.
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
*childhood crush leaves* *you get over them* *you see them again after a few years* *fuck* *feelings are back and hard af aka crush whiplash*
by cocket July 29, 2014
Get the crush whiplashmug. Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?
Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.
Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.
by Ricochamp October 18, 2012
Get the Crush a pissmug. A crush you have on a complete vulgar asshole who's not really all that attractive, BUT at the same time you just kind of want to jump him. (and make out with him)
by dnnee March 5, 2009
Get the Raunch Crushmug. 1. A man who attracts women and makes them completly powerless. Women fall deeply hypnotized as he is soft spoken and aggressive.
2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.
3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.
2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.
3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.
Woman : I like that boy, he seems like a very nice guy.
Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.
Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.
by WizdomKnowledgePower December 21, 2016
Get the Cody Crushmug. A crush whom you can't ask out because:
1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken
1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken
Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.
by deffdefying May 29, 2016
Get the untouchable crushmug. by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
Get the josh’s crushmug.