crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.

Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.

by creepererererer September 2, 2011

fuck crap

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.

Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"

by Jellybean131313 January 25, 2019

crap boy

A crap boy is usually used, to describe somebody like Homer.

"You are a crap boy"

by Hubbie_ August 31, 2017

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015

ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.

"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.

by AntWonka December 24, 2008

chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009