Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Cooked

Used when an individual is in major trouble.

"Finished."

Mother found out about my failed grade; I'm cooked!

by Nightcharybdis December 24, 2022

Cooking

When someone or something is just starting to get a rhythm or feel for something they do or say, they are cooking.

Don't get this term mixed up with serve, you serve someone after you have been cooking

Bro 1: Bro, this definition is nice, this dude has been cooking this definition up

Bro 2: Fr bro this dude just served us a whole definition, even my kids can eat after this one.

by ThuhWhiteKidOvaThare December 8, 2024

Brayden cook

A dickhead that does handbrakes in Bunnings carparks

He brayden cooked it

by Jackson Berry November 16, 2019

cooked

"Cooked" is like saying someone's in serious trouble or facing big problems. It means their situation is not looking good, and there might not be a way to fix it. So, when your friend says, "you're cooked," they're telling you that things are not going well for you

Bro #1: bro it's so over for me, i didn't study for todays exam..
Bro #2: yeah you're cooked

by puszek January 30, 2024

Harvey cook

crossed eyed player(batty boy)

Hi Harvey cook you fat neek

by Neiuga August 2, 2020

Let him cook

To let him/her cook is to let them concentrate deeply on performing a certain activity. It is usually when they are doing it at a high speed or doing sometimes ingenious

1) Concentrate deeply on performing a certain activity

> The activity is being done at a high speed
> The activity requires intellectual, physical, mental, social, economical, financial or social skills

Friend: Yo can you do my English homework
Me: aight sure
Other Person: *comes in* Hey guys want some food
Me: *finishing 5000 word essay in 10 minutes*
Friends: nah let him cook

by Psude 'Nim June 8, 2024