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Connecticut

a place where all the kids go to rich private schools. they all compete at what ivy colleges they want to go to from the age of 12. if you go to boarding school its not uncommon. many rich famous people have five houses in kent,ct or wilton,ct.
kids work their asses off starting from grade school just to brag about what colleges they want to go to.getting an -A is not spectacular its expected. the end.
you have three houses and maybe an apartment building on the upper east side. all the teenagers have bmw's. they spend all their parents money and use it to buy drugs... many people are rich but they don't have to say anything because well.. it shows.
1:" what college do you want to go to?"

2: columbia. duh

1: but you got like a 900 on the sat's. your dumb as bricks.

2: well both my parents went their and they will buy me in

1: oh i see you must be from Wilton,ct

you know you live in connecticut when

you go to boarding schools like
kent,canterbury, marvelwood, andover choate,

you have three different tutors

one for ... school, SAT's and another language


all the kids pretend its so lame when they really love it


in a school of over 2,000 only five black kids can be found. if your lucky. you will rarely find any hispanics maybe an asian but that only if you go to boarding school


when your best friends are from turkey, california, nantucket, nepal.. and your met them at boarding school when you were sent away at age 14-18

everyone where burkenstocks or uggs

if you dont own an iphone people think your poor

all of the females 25 and under wear a side pony tail with leggings and uggs no matter what season it is


all the kids go to cancun on weekends

when you live down the street from oscar de la renta

when there are hardly any street lights

everyone is asleep at 7

the students have 2 cars by age 20

everyone goes to a tropical islands during

winter break

perfection is a life style

most people go to private schools

new canan, westport,wilton, darian are for snobs

there are pointless stores like chicos and posh,and gator

you have to drive everywhere

skiing and snowboarding become a way of life

when you have a nanny and a maid

when everyone is skinny

when the mothers are thinner than their teenage daughters

living in brigeport is social suicide

all the rich kids buy drugs

when like and um is used in every sentence

your rich and you know it ..


when any college besides princeton isnt an option

your fluent is spanish and french from your nannys that
raised you

when you can show everyone martha's exact adress

when your living in oprahs old house

when your parents are richer than denzel washighton

when your parents adopt more kids from forgein countries than angelia jolie

when you have a vietmanese adopted brother

when your parents go to parties with hugh heff


when you can name at least 10 famous people from hollywood that live in your town

when you see kira sedgwick in the grocery store and it doesn't phase you

when you take the train to the city for fun cause its less than an hour away

you have a house worth more than halle berrys child or the state of California

everyone pops their collar

when in a school on 2,000 there are only 4 black kids

you think new haven is as ghetto as harlem

your best friend is from turkey or some exotic place


you have to own some sort of patagonia or north face( bookbag, fleece

when you never go without

if you don't own at least 1 coach or burberry item everyone questions your existence

the only acceptable polo shirt is ralph lauren or lacoste

when lacrosse and soccer moms run the show

when tennis is the only spring sport played
by Julia alexis. the hippie March 20, 2009
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connecticut

The most liberal state in the United States of America.

Also known as the place with no ghetto and with a bunch of liberal butlers and maids.
How many Connecticutans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NONE, they get their LIBERAL BUTLERS to do it for them
by Brad Freimuth March 4, 2007
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Connecticut

A state that helps connect Boston to New York City.

Be prepared to endure long roads filled with 16 wheelers and people other than connecticut residents. People tend to ask themselves when they left the highway, and somehow ended up on someone's private road with nice cut grass and spacious trees. Don't fret... It's just the Merritt Parkway.
"Welcome to Connecticut! Have fun in New York!

"Are we in NY yet?"
by Dueyutah June 12, 2007
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Connecticut

My home state in which I have spent half my life so far. Get this through your thick heads america, WE ARE ALL NOT RICH! I lived in Waterbury which is really ghetto and filled with blacks and hispanics.

The Connecticut that I know is far different from what comes to mind for everyone else. The Connecticut that I know is a rough and tumble place full of alcoholics and people recently laid off from their $75k+ factory jobs. It's a small place where people think small and use small words. (Forgive me Peter Gabriel) Contrary to CT having a high IQ, most nutmeggers I knew were just a notch above retarded.

Which is why I moved to Orlando, Florida where I increased my standard of living for much less money
Man: I need to get out of Connecticut
Friend : Anywhere is better then Connecticut
by Disco88 March 25, 2009
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Concedence

when you mispell coincedence because you dont ever use coin as a part of another word unless you're a total nerd.
its not faite, its concedence

oh man what a concedence
haha, spelling fail
...fuck you grammar nazi
by you cant have my name November 3, 2010
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conner

is absolutely whipped by a specific girl who is a downright slut they sleep in each others beds and do god knows what
conner is a whipped dickhead
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connecticut

Where New Yorkers come and live for the summer and or in retirement. The state that is in fact, the wealthiest state, but the old retired people refuse to put money into good causes. Where New Yorkers tend to not obey many of Connecticut's traffic laws, have no problem cutting you off, and still talk on thier cell phones while in the car. The area where "Raggies" are most prevalent in lower class towns.
My neighbors are from NewYork... They ask me not to plow thier snow because they like the "pristine" look. Until the Snowplow comes by later and totally ruins it for them.

My old school still looks like a war zone. Due to the old people voting "No" many times consecutively to raise funding for repairs

My towns firehouse loses funding because the old people deny funding.

These old people from connecticut are definately rich, and about to die soon, but they white-knuckle thier money
by Jason O July 23, 2007
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