Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.

Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!

by Mongo Lloyd Banks December 12, 2012

jimmy the class clown

a rapper from Johnstown pa. He made 3 mix tapes and working on a another one and a album. He's a outgoing, loving, caring guy but if you push his limits, he will hurt you and become a savage.

yo jimmy the class clown songs are lit. i guess but he isn' t big yet to be called a king

by coolbee2018 February 14, 2018

Fire egg cheese clown

When a woman spreads her legs but all that's there is a family of rats, this position is extremely popular among people in Ethiopia.

Chuck: have you ever commit none virgin? Dave: no I tried but I got fire egg cheese clowned

by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019

Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown.

by Fred Funt December 8, 2021

Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown."

by Fred Funt December 8, 2021

Clown (verb)

Clown (v) - To make fun of someone in a very good natured sense, or with malicious intent, with no inbetween.

"Bob, chill out, I'm just clowning on you"

"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"

by Mike Kegelman May 27, 2005