Burning Snowblower

A sex move where you put a lighter next to your dick, then you jizz through the flame onto your partner's chest.

Dude, I just gave Carla a Burning Snowblower last night. It was awesome, even though I burned the tip of my dick.

by FlexyFlex1441 May 31, 2016

oyster burn

The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session

Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch

by Crawsen January 12, 2017

Virgin Burns

Friction burns on the shaft of ones penis. Caused by violent masterbation.

Dude....last night i got the WORST virgin burns from wacking to your girlfriend.

by PneumoniK October 23, 2012

Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013

Otter Burn

The brush burn you get during sex with an "otter", caused by his beard/stubble.

"What's that redness?"

"Oh, Nathan gave me otter burn last night, he really needs to shave!"

by Blue9Eyes9 August 25, 2013

frost burn

When you get frostbitten so badly that it looks like a burn.

I got frost burn working at Dairy Queen last night.

by FUCKING GENIUS September 13, 2013

burn the poem

verb.

1. to ejaculate

Andy: Dude, I was with Jasmine last night, and I totally burned the poem all over her fucking face!

Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.

by Alex McCullough May 12, 2012