thighed burns

the strip of hair that grows on the upper part of a man's (hopefully) inner leg.

Whenever I manscape, I don't know where to stop shaving because my thighed burns came in thicker than Jamie Presley's hill billy accent.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010

Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

Caitlin Burns

A spooky creature that loves to dabble in the use of Valium, often seen around the links town area of Kirkcaldy or in her scheme of Cardenden. She is often seen with her jaw swinging and eyes pinging. Her breath as also been known to kill so please stay clear for your own safety.

OMG such a goner, CAITLIN BURNS. Oh gally g is that caitlin burns jaw??

by dead gran September 21, 2020

melissa burns

I very beautiful young lady who is very loyal.Melissa cares about her friends she is the most trustworthy person ever she is most likely to be the heather of the group.Melissa burns is perfect in every single way.She is loved by many people and is 100% the purest soul ever. Melissa can make everyone smile on a rainy day she is basically Aphrodite.

Melissa Burns is the best

by Ugly_Bitch2.0 December 6, 2020

cheese burn

The burning result of hot melted cheese falling on your hands, tongue or any part of your body.

He’s been wearing mittens since 1993 to hide the wounds that cheese burn did to his hands when he was handling a hot quesadilla.

by Moyao September 6, 2022

Burning the film

1. to embarrass oneself in public, especially to the opposite sex.

You guys just missed Johnny burning the film with that cheerleader

by Jester Cheetah December 23, 2009

Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013